I sincerely hope nothing fishy is going on, dear :/

ive seen her name pop up on his facebook a lot recently, they’re always flirting (ew) and her profile picture is a photograph of a fork so she is clearly not to be trusted!

awkward moment when my dad tells me he’s gone to Kendal to visit the bank then some random woman tags him in a post saying their having lunch together in wetherspoons. 

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Napoleon Bonaparte (via twigthewonderkidd)



if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.


just put an ungodly amount of money down on an Adidas jumper and not even sure i want 

i wanna see frank turner again so bad 

oh my god oh my god i drank a dead fly by accident ewwww

still trying to wash the stench of arvil lavignes new video off my skin