floozys:

my feminist goal is not to convince men that girls are of value, my feminist goal is to achieve a future where the judgement of our value isn’t in the hands of men. 

super hot guy messaging me all last night on facebook - ooooooooooooooo

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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cumgirl1:

they should really stop making movies like the purge because americans are stupid enough to try to reenact it in real life and thats dangerous

zquidward:

today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising

liztits:

Whenever people meet me and abbey they always must be so confused as to why we treat each other like we do

STEPPIN’ ON A BEACH OOOOHHOOTDOODOOOT